Rave Previews *
in conjunction with
Professors' Spring Break
advanced space science romantic adventure comedy, PG-13 Sci4fi trilogy
Mr. Raymond Kenneth Petry, Strategic Director
a Wision--Sesquatercet USA production
Four research professors take the ultimate Spring Break|
from classes, the Earth, the galaxy and the university.
And then come back and take those too: A cosmic exodus.
(a division of Lanthus Corporation)
Like a black-hole sucking-up its red-giant companion,
Spring Break rips through the fabric of time and space
- Burbler's Porridge
Einstein was wrong: This particle exceeds the speed of light...just
nobody sees it till showtime
- The Slaveshky Scientist
Answers questions cerebrists have not yet begun to kite
- Mathematicklish Prooves
Woof speed, Scotty: This warped one looms big
- Gentlemen Startwreckers
Funnier than mispeeling potatoes
- Political Happy Derailers
[science-hypercubed adventure] Four university tenure-track research-professors
hop the fence at an obsolete navy yard late one night and peer inside a submarine
roped to the dock but which is so modern that one-vehicle-leading-to-another
they explain their way right out of the cosmos...
2. Returning to Earth and finding society subtly alien they retrace their steps
to the infinite outercosmos forever... 3. But not without leaving a trail and thence
commences a cosmic exodus... An astronomical linguistical mathematical systematical
exploration turning the universe inside-out as you never learned it in the schools.
[Music specified in this screenplay is the Strategic Director's selection]
INT. THEATER - LIGHTS DIMMING TO DARK
(music - fanfare / 4:01)
PAN: Audience sitting and settling…
LOUD TALK of "Yes! / Ready! / Do it!" down front middle--
COLLEGE MAN standing front center poise-thrust-barks "GO--!"
TWO POPCORN TUMBLERS race hand-to-hand up the tier rows with sampling laughter,
encouragement AD LIB, toward us in back…
SILVER SCREEN FLICKERS of celluloid film leader "5…4…3…"
AT THE TOP--PROCLAIMED winners danced high to APPLAUSE…!
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