Wision--SesQuaTercet USA ™ de facto trademark Petry System Family Wision USA

in conjunction with

project NEMO

presents

Professors' Spring Break

an advanced space sciences romantic adventure comedy, PG-13 Sci4fi feature

Mr. Raymond Kenneth Petry, Strategic Director
a Wision--SesQuaTercet USA production

Four research professors take the ultimate Spring Break
from classes, the Earth, the galaxy and the university.

(a division of Lanthus Corporation)

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[feature] Four university tenure-track researchers hop the fence at an obsolete navy yard late one night and peer inside an old submarine moored to the dock,- but which is so modern, that one vehicle leading to another, they explain their way right out of this cosmos ... An astronomical linguistical mathematical systematical exploration turning the universe inside-out, as you never learned in the common universities.
[Music specified in this screenplay is the Strategic Director's selection]

Act 1

'first night out'

PRELUDE AND FANFARE:
(music - Words/Missing Persons)
(music - Leave It/Yes)
FADE IN:
EXT. OBSOLETE NAVY STATION, CALIFORNIA BAY - WEST FULL MOON
ESTABLISHING SHOT - STARRY SKY OVER BAY BRIDGE - SPRINGTIME
TITLE CREDITS ON THE SKY:
Petry System Family Wision USA, and
N E M O Nuclear Emergency Management,
- present -
a Wision--SesQuaTercet USA production
-THIS WEEK THE UNIVERSE-
PROFESSORS' SPRING BREAK
Raymond Kenneth Petry, Strategic Director
Remain fixed like stars … while SCANNING DOWN to … the
COASTAL ROADWAY, TRAFFIC - FAR SHOULDER - (CONTINUOUS)
(00:00 instrumental - It's My Life/Dr. Alban)
Huddled on this far side, four tall RUNNERS nonuniformly black-clad, black-jackets, blackened-faces, await their opportunity to cross; one wears a visored "1_0" cap …
The Road clears momentarily,--
(00:07 +clanking cowbell rhythm)
And they dash across next-distant oncoming headlights …
Passed a closed guard station cracked with tall weeds …
Across the time-warped vacant parking strip … to--
THE BARBWIRED FENCE
-FIRST- hangs a folded sheet-metal-and-carpet piece atop;
-FIRST-
Hit the wall!
(00:15 +"ahhh…")
Each climbs over … and joins the huddle for reassurance:-- their black-greased -FACES- (CU) maybe military …
-LAST- takes and tosses the piece aside, catching-up;
-THIRD-
(confides)
Faster than swimming the bay.
(00:22 +tambourine)
And all recede quickly into the MOVING SHADOWS scattered by the now-passing cars headlights …
DOCKSIDE
Regathered crouched scanning the lay of a low-profile bluish-black SUBMARINE …
(00:29 fast foghorn, deep rhythm)
They rush the gangplank …
Up … and regathering furtively behind--
THE SUBMARINE CONNING TOWER-MOUND
Lift the hatch and biggest-first climb down into the dark …
(00:44 -unto- drone)
INT. CONNING TOWER - LADDER - OPEN DARKNESS (CONTINUOUS)
CLUNKING down … one-by-one flicking-on their FLASHLIGHTS:--
HARRY (30-35, med. tall sturdy male model, college-football-hero), Christian, Republican, nuclear chemistry professor;
PETER (27-30, tall slim blue-eyed male model), Christian, Republican, first-year nuclear physics research professor; potential suitor-up for
GWEN (35-40, tall slender blue-eyed blond Swedish Amer. female supermodel), Christian, demure listener, mathematics professor; obscured chic wearing the "1_0" cap belonging to
DANIEL (30-35, med. tall trim male model), Jewish, Democrat, understandable Bostonian, engineering professor;
Leaving the hatch open …
Stepping CLUNKILY onto the hollow deck, Harry starts into the corridor for the engine room; Peter lets Gwen pass him for the control room--
PETER
(tending her, quiet)
We need more light.
DANIEL
(plain voice)
Find the light switch.
(lands CLOMP)
HARRY
(loud-whispers)
Quiet!- We may not be alone!
DANIEL
(counter-whispers)
You think someone knows we're coming!?
HARRY
(exits quieter)
You have reservations, Seenyor?!
DANIEL
(counter-quiet)
I think Gwen may have a more interesting lead-in …
The LIGHTS COME-ON blindingly bright;--
ALL BUT GWEN
(squinting, loud)
/ Hey! / Cut the lights! / Too bright!
Lights out, PITCH-BLACK EXCEPT TWO FLASHLIGHTS:
Peter and Daniel, proceeding warily slowly--
DANIEL
(contritely)
A thicker, gourmandise cut, please?
PETER
(leading)
Gwen, What did you find?
Momentarily reaching …
THE SUBMARINE COMMAND CENTER
Gwen seated busy at three adjacent wide displays, fingers flying, touching diagram-display points, pop-ups, keys that correspondingly light, chain-spelling, teaching her …
DANIEL
(flash-mocks)
Wow,-- It's a computer-console from the future--!
They watch (straight) a moment …
PETER
How did you start it?
She points to A BUTTON marked-taped on the wall above her--
GWEN
I pressed this button with tape over it.
He peels the piece of tape, and reads under his flashlight:
PETER
"Chinga."
(a beat)
Looks, Spanish, in syntax, maybe…?
Daniel's face grease twists about bafflement and cognition;
GWEN
Common slang, Peter.
PETER
(notices Daniel 2 beats)
Does he have a printout button…?
DANIEL
(done,- quick playout)
Spanish, Gypsy, Mexican, American-South, … Chinese by an etymological stretch but doesn't translate well: Means everything, and nothing: Root meaning is motherhood, but by quick extraction gets used in everything, from, flunk yourself, to, get lost, take a long junket -essentially the same word-… to, battle cries of the oppressed, outcast, and terrorized.
PETER
Who'd have put it there,- if it starts the computer?
DANIEL
(shrugs, normal)
Docked help, maybe?
Harry returns sans jacket, holding a clear red plastic-tank fire extinguisher half full--
HARRY (OS)
(from the corridor)
Hey, guys: This thing's got really strange equipment:
(enters, exudes)
Look at this!
He slides his hand into the back-sleeve of its flared tube;
DANIEL
A giant spritzer-- half-full,
(leans to: mock-peers)
of cherry-cola-berry juice.
HARRY
(reexamines: ponders)
Mmmaybe so … But why do you suppose it's only half full?!
DANIEL
(handles it, cute)
Did you drink any?!
(awaits no answer)
We're just not the first to see it.
PETER
Okay, boys, Put away your fire-extinguisher.
DANIEL
(hugs tank: invites)
How do you know it's a fire-extinguisher?!- Did you read, the invisible label?!
(examines as reading)
Let's see what it says here: Mmm-m-mmm-m-m-mmm-mmmmm-mm-m-m-mmm …
HARRY
What's Gwen got there?
PETER
A computer.
Harry comes, leans and looks over Gwen's shoulder ….
HARRY
Just your favorite flavor, Gwen?
GWEN
It works.
HARRY
What's it do for you?
GWEN
Single-point control for the ship.
HARRY
You mean, We could go for a ride?
GWEN
Depending on the conditional integrity of the Zirconium-96 cata-mutators …
DANIEL
(joining up)
Hah,-- Gwen, you Swedes have such a delicious sense of meatball humor.
HARRY
One-to-one, Dan, I think she's onto something:-- These look like the diagrams for a nuclear reactor.
(more quietly to Gwen)
What do you think, Gwen,-- Will it?
She touches a sequence on her center ENGINE-DISPLAY …--
MARKS, LINES, BAR-GRAMS, flashing, diagram operations;
HARRY
(continuing quietly)
How soon will you know whether it's operational?
GWEN
Watch the bar-grams.
A FAINT HUM b.g. begins increasing …
PETER
We'd better close the hatch if this thing is going to move.
HARRY
(quick to conning tower)
Right,-- and heave anchors, and mooring ropes …
(trailing-off-view)
And, or, whatevers …
(CLUNKS up ladder steps)
PETER
Think it'll go, Gwen?
GWEN
No adverse warnings,-- but these,
(points to a bar-gram)
must come above the line … I think.
PETER
Let us know when you're ready.
Harry's heavy CLUNKING FOOTSTEPS PASS overhead on the hull, and They look-up about, listening a moment …
DANIEL
Gwen:
(over her shoulder)
What do these blinking dots represent?
GWEN
Zirconium-96 cata-mutator reactor telemetry checkpoints.
DANIEL
(stuffily)
Good, Gwen, real-ly good;-- I believe it, yup,-- sure, do.
BAR-GRAMS above the line, indicate Engines nominally ready.
GWEN
It's hot, Peter.
Harry's FOOTSTEPS CLUNK BACK, overhead …
PETER
Okay: As soon as Harry gets back, you can try the throttle.-- Okay with you, Dan?
DANIEL
Sure, Peter: Anything you suggest-- just keep it below 55.
PETER
No rush, Gwen.
The conning tower HATCH CLANKS SHUT,--
Its locking-WHEEL CREAKS several turns …
Harry's FEET CLUNK noisily down the ladder …
Pause,-- AND PLOP together on the landing.
HARRY (OS)
(announcing, enters)
Okay: Break!
PETER
(nods to Gwen)
Sure: Nudge it, Gwen:-- Let's see if this'll go …
Gwen presses a sequence of key-spots on Eng-display;--
BAR-GRAMS STAND UP … RIGHT DISPLAYS NAVIGATION …
THE ENGINES WHINE-UP b.g.--
THE FLOOR ROLLS SLIGHTLY …
A TWANGY SNAP resounds forward, in Harry's first room.
DANIEL
Think you missed a rope, Harry?
HARRY
(hesitantly)
No … I got them all.
DANIEL
An antenna, struck an overhang …?
PETER
We should check before we go too far;- Gwen, Are we doing all right?
GWEN
Yes, nominally.
DANIEL
Was there a boat on the other side of the sub?
HARRY
Didn't see any;-- kind of dark.
PETER
Gwen, Can you do a systems check?
GWEN
(points)
Continually: It appears…
A KLAXON reverberates;--
THE ROOM LURCHES-ROLLS to Gwen's side,--
Impolitely throwing them back, but Daniel reaching,--
Finger-snags Gwen's chair;
NUCLEAR-DIAGRAM WARNINGS flash as ENGINES WHINE-DOWN half …
The Room slowly rights;
GWEN
Uh-oh.
PETER
What happened there, Gwen?!
DANIEL
(points at Eng-display)
What's the flashing X-cross-- and that flashing line?!
GWEN
The cross is the reactor-to-drive feed-balance mixer: It looks like we have a thermal shutdown on one reactor, and a blocked crossover: which threw us the lurch.
(resumes poking display)
HARRY
Guys … I think I'm smelling smoke.
PETER
Nnnn-- may-be …
HARRY
(quick to corridor, loud)
Oh, my jacket! …
DANIEL
(quick-after with tank)
Hey, wait, Harry! Your fire-extinguisher!
The two exit, clomping, talking noisily--
B.G.
HARRY
(exits)
It was so warm in there, I took off my jacket, and forgot it.
(CUE F.G.)
DANIEL (OS)
Why would it be warm in there, and not throughout?
HARRY (OS)
Probably the engine room.
DANIEL (OS)
Engines cool after a day,-- And this place is abandoned.
HARRY (OS)
Maybe it's nuclear, and warm forever,- or thousands of years.
DANIEL (OS)
Then Gwen's estimate may be right: This could be special.
F.G.
Gwen looks-up blackened-faced at Peter, politely;
PETER
(nonchalant)
Gwen: Did anyone ever tell you, you look gorgeous in grease paint?
GWEN
I model part-time.
PETER
In marine-surplus?
GWEN
Whenever the work is decent, and the pay is good.
PETER
(a beat)
Gwen.
GWEN
Yes, Peter.
PETER
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
GWEN
Sure, Peter.
(touches a button)
ROOM LIGHTS COME-ON bright: They squint;--
DANIEL (OS:DISTANT)
(yells)
Ahhhgh!-- Cut the lights!
INT. COMMAND CENTER - LIGHTED (MOMENTS LATER)
Gwen seated, reviews her console; Peter standing, oversees;
Harry returns with his melted nylon windbreaker soaked in fire-extinguisher goo, sleeves intact; Daniel hand-o'nose:
HARRY
(enters defeated)
My jacket's a total loss:
(exhibits it)
I left it on a warm pipe, and it melted to bits.-- Sorry, guys.
DANIEL
(wrinkles nose)
Palladium in the pockets, Harry?
(voice rising squeezing)
I say it's cold-fusion.
PETER
It's not cold in here-- and that stinks.
DANIEL
(squinches and blows)
Chwww-- … Yes!
HARRY
(wanders away)
I'll find a dumpster.
DANIEL
What happened, Gwen: Did you figure it out yet?- Is this tub any good?
GWEN
We encountered an engineered fluke.
DANIEL
Great, And thereby flaps a tale to wail …
GWEN
(explains diagram)
Harry's jacket caused overheating on a heat transport conduit, on one reactor-line: The ambience-controls in its cladding presumed a thermant leak, and scrammed that reactor,- keeping the outflow going to flush the supposed heat-pressure excess,- which is why the crossover remained open: and its loss of power-moment in the corresponding drive-turbine threw us the lurch. … If you guys cleaned it up, maybe both will run again. Otherwise we can balance the remaining reactor through the cross-feed-mixer.
DANIEL
Harry scraped his jacket off the pipe, -it'd cooled enough to come off in one piece, but it was still too hot to wipe spotless;- And, we closed all the access shells.… And by the way, it must have triggered the automatic fire-extinguisher in there: The place was a gooey mess.
PETER
(acknowledges)
The pop we heard … Gwen, Can we recover a scram?
GWEN
I think it has cleared already: It appears to have been modal:-- it's got lots of modes: They didn't use fuzzy logic on this one.
DANIEL
Try it again, Gwen,-- please: Maybe without Harry's jacket it'll run.
GWEN
(finger at display)
Okay? It seems ready to go …
PETER
(nods yes)
Let's, go.
She presses the display button.--
The ENGINES WHINE-UP again;--
The Room rolls slightly … LIGHTS DIM TO RED-running;
DANIEL
How do you steer this boat?
GWEN
(points to Nav-display)
It's got Nav-diagrams of the bay: These are ship-relative.
Daniel and Peter lean-in at Nav-display, identifying diagram ship-mark position and motion in the bay;
PETER
(at Ship-mark low-center)
This must be us,-
(off center)
and the other island in the bay.
(and up)
And the mouth of the bay.
Harry reenters--
HARRY (OS)
(exults)
O-kay! That's one stinky windbreaker dispossessed!
DANIEL
(leans from huddle)
Did you stuff it in a torpedo tube, in case we need jetsam and flotsam?
PETER
(to Daniel)
Friends of yours, Dan?
HARRY
(joins, mock-sincere)
Should have taken you, along-with.
DANIEL
(mock-captains)
Ahead, One-quarter impulse-power, Helm!
Gwen keys her panel: Eng slides left; Nav to her center;
HARRY
(follows Eng, mock-helms)
Aye, Cap-ten: But that'll reduce main galley power by 50-percent.
PETER
How fast are we going, Gwen?
GWEN
We're up to 15 meters-per-hesit.
DANIEL
(surprised)
Gong!
(innocent)
What's a per-hesit?
GWEN
(actuates right panel)
Read your instruction manual.
RIGHT DISPLAYS LIBRARY DATA over a copy of Engine diagrams;
Daniel squirms to it, right of Gwen, passed Peter--
DANIEL
(affecting silly)
Of course, --the instruction manual when in doubt: Read the instruction manual;-- silly me.
(sits)
GWEN
It comes with a nice computerized instruction manual.
DANIEL
(stabs keys: NO EFFECT)
All right,- all right: Let's see what this machine can really do:
(stabs display; emotes)
Lingo-cipher ana-grams …
Exo-rhetorial al-gebra-ish …
His Lib-DISPLAY POPS-UP corresponding sub-texts …
PETER
(more to Gwen)
How fast can this really go?
GWEN
It doesn't say:-- no top speed indicators.
PETER
Curious.…
(softly enunciates)
And, just what is, a hesit?
DANIEL
(STABS SUB-TEXT, exults)
Here it is!- The:
(reads aloud)
DISPLAYED SUB-TEXT EXPLANATION:
Metric Hesit: A base unit of metric time: Equaling one ten-thousandth of one-quarter Earth-average helio-centric rotation: I.E. A centigrad of a mean solar day; Epoch A-D 2-thousand; Chiefly Nautical usage. See also Demur, equals a kilohesit.
DANIEL
(concludes)
That, explains it!
PETER
And, how much is that in plain English?
DANIEL
(muses momentarily)
Hmmm … Wwellll: The plain, English, use the, revised, French, Systeme metrique,- which is the System International, using old-English seconds with new-English meters, … while the Germans, use old-English hours and new-English kilometers on the autobahn; And we Americans, use the old-English measure, with miles and hours,- which means: A hesit is 6 hours divided by ten-thousand, or about 2-point-1-6 seconds,-- which, also means: A meter-per-hesit, or metric, m-p-h, is about, plainly …
(genuinely surprised)
One mile-per-hour! … How'd they do, that?!- Science just full-circled!
HARRY
That was fantastically fast, fastidiously fancy arithmetic, Dan.
DANIEL
(clarifies disinterested)
One mile-per-hour is 6 miles in 6 hours, which, times 16-hundred-9 meters-per-mile, is 3-and-a-half percent less than ten thousand meters in ten thousand hesits, -the next-centimeter tire-size on your car:-- Very convenient.
TWO ASTERISKS APPEAR on Nav-display, flashing far-left and far-right,- heading centerward;
GWEN
We've got company,-- I think.
PETER
(eyes-about subdued)
Where?!
GWEN
(controls not pointing)
Onscreen: The flashing asterisks on both sides.
All lean attentively toward Nav-display;-
The ENGINES WHINE-UP EXTRA;
(00:00 - Another Night/Real McCoy)
PETER
Can we avoid them?
GWEN
(tentatively)
They are closing fast.
THE SHIP SWAYS with deliberation;-- They brace hands-on;
A DOG-BARK display-right: ITS ASTERISK SPINS and twinkles;
DANIEL
(notices-- points)
That right asterisk is twinkling.
A DOG-BARK display-left: ITS ASTERISK SPINS and twinkles;
HARRY
Ranging and firing!- Gwen, Get us out of here-- now!
THE SHIP SWAYS as the Engines whine-up TO A MILD ROAR; Harry sits, left; Peter holds-on to seat-back-rails;
Gwen controls Nav-display steering-directives …
Ship-mark becomes an asterisk flashing inside a circle,--
DANIEL
(focused on her display)
Now, our, ship is an asterisk: Are we firing back at them?
GWEN
No: We're a locked-in-target.
HARRY
(exasperates)
Move it, Gwen,-- please!
PETER
Press-it, Gwen: Do we have any override speed?
GWEN
Not that I can tell: We're running 55 meters-per-hesit,- accelerating.
The twinkling-spinning ASTERISKS LAUNCH TO MEET THE SHIP …
Nearing … steering into a chase …
SHIP-MARK INVERTS to a circle inside a hollow asterisk--
HARRY
(huffs relief)
We're clear!
(reemphasizes)
But don't let-up!
They cheer under-breath as CHASING ASTERISKS DISAPPEAR shy.
GWEN
We're clear.
PETER
Keep going, Gwen: We can't turn-back; Take us out of the harbor.
HARRY
(relieved)
Must have been torpedoes: slow, heavy, torpedoes.
DANIEL
It may not be torpedoes next time. How fast were we going?
GWEN
We reached 85 meters-per-hesit about the time.
PETER
We'd best avoid returning for a while:- We don't want to risk further contact;-- and I'd rather avoid thinking about firing-back on them,-- if we can: They're sure to be better "aims".
Ship-mark exits the harbor for the open ocean;
DANIEL
We can't stay-out all night … what time is it getting to be?
GWEN
4:35 A.M.
EXT. SUBMARINE - HARBOR MOUTH - WEST MOONLIT (CURRENT)
Riding just under its wave, the submarine exits harbor …
(--:-- -unto- drone)
INT. COMMAND CENTER - DIM RED RUNNING (RESUME)
Engines whining, a distant roar; Gwen controlling; Harry, Daniel, watching; Peter stands at working ease, holding-on;
AN ASTERISK APPEARS onshore left behind their Ship-mark;--
HARRY
(leans-in low disquieted)
Gwen: Is this another asterisk, off-port?
GWEN
(presses display buttons)
Yes: We've got new company, guys.
DANIEL
Treble trouble: We'd better "up" the acceleration: They know we can outrun their cheaper torpedoes.
ENGINES WHINE-UP EVEN MORE ambient roar;
PETER
Maybe we should consider diving … Gwen: Can you take us below anytime soon?
GWEN
The controls say I can.
HARRY
Do you think this boat is hermetically sealed?
DANIEL
Do we have any escape pods?!
A DOG-BARK: THE ASTERISK SPINS and twinkles;
GWEN
Here it comes.
SHIP-MARK BECOMES A CIRCLED FLASHING ASTERISK--
A FLEET OF 6 flashing asterisks leaves shore,- spinning;
HARRY
Why is our asterisk still inside its circle? How fast are we going?
GWEN
(checks Nav-display data)
1-hundred-30 meters-per-hesit, and increasing.
DANIEL
Surface-to-surface missiles: This could go supersonic: Can we?!
GWEN
(checking display)
We also have some additional company:-- a fleet, I think.
DANIEL
(peers closer)
Yow!- Five, six: They must have scrambled the Air Station!
HARRY
They're seeing metal on the horizon:-- us!
PETER
Gwen: Dive when you're ready.
GWEN
(fingers display)
All right: We dive, in: 10 hesits.
HARRY
Gwen, Take us down slowly,-- just in case.
The Lone Asterisk launches,-- racing acceleration; a RUMBLY GRINDING RESONATES through the ship …
PETER
(hesitantly)
Gwen? Are we going to survive this?
The ENGINES SCREAM to highest pitch … Asterisk is half way;
DANIEL
(equally loudly)
E-T-A: 5 hesits;-- the noise being the limiting factor …!
(grimaces)
Gwen's Nav-display indicates submerging … slowing, 120mph …
THE SHIP PULLS-BACK harder;-- They lean and hold-on:
GWEN
The drag is increasing: We're slowing to compensate!
PETER
How fast are we going?
GWEN
(anticipated)
Current speed is 1-hundred-5 meters-per-hesit; submerging and decreasing rapidly,-- 95,
(reads aloud)
90,
(reads again)
85.…
The pursuing Asterisks disappear …
GWEN
(confirms a beat)
Another close call, Superman-- and no phone-booth!
Submarine seamounts appear as sub-island contours …
THE SHIP SWAYS to avoid a seamount;--
GWEN
We've got seamounts as obstacles;- But the air fleet has disappeared.
DANIEL
Just not visible down here.
PETER
Keep going … Gwen: How long before the missile would have arrived?
GWEN
(reads Nav-display data)
E-T-A got down to 2 hesits.
PETER
Take us on a new course away from this general area for a couple minutes, and then bring us up to the surface again.
GWEN
(reactuates right panel)
Aye … Captain.
Lib slides far; Near displays LIVE-VIEW seamounts veering;
DANIEL
Un-silent! Un-deep!
HARRY
(reflects)
You thinking they didn't know we're a submarine?
PETER
(nods slow yes)
Ungh-hungh: Missiles aren't much use against submarines:- They guessed we're a speedboat.
DANIEL
Now, what time is it getting to be?
GWEN
It's 4:55 A.M. on the surface.
HARRY
The sky will be light soon.
PETER
"Up" periscope.
Gwen touches a right-panel button:--
Live-view CLEARS WATER AND REFOCUSES 360x90 around the dragline periscope skimming the moonlit ocean;--
DANIEL
(stretches back, yawns)
This is basically, an incredible, machine.
HARRY
You like the programming?
DANIEL
Ultra-clean nuclear, Zirconium-96 cata-mutator reactor power lasting a hundred years; ultrasophisticated computer support, navigation and guidance … documentation … Add koa-wood furnishings and a refrigerator and we could be pirates!
HARRY
Oh yes: It has koa-wood furnishings in the Captain's Quarters.
GWEN
(interrupting)
Where's that?
HARRY
Entry corridor, third doorway on the right.
Gwen anticipating, ups, caps Dan, and quickly exits;--
DANIEL
(as she's away, quiet)
Shouldn't forget things like that.
PETER
We're all a bit tired from that high-speed chase.… Daniel, Can you figure what course Gwen has set us? Or where we're going?
DANIEL
(leans over her seat)
Just, straight, south … maybe the South Pole,-- but that's rather far … No, actually, at top speed, it's only a few days: We could visit the Antarctic, and return before school resumes next Monday.
HARRY
Maybe we'd better ask Gwen, when she gets back,-- if she gets back: Those were nice quarters.
DANIEL
(yawns)
I could use a respite myself:
(mildly exasperates)
I'm bushed!
HARRY
(cutely)
I thought you were a Democrat, Dan.
DANIEL
(closedly)
Ex-act-ly … and this is not the first time I've been bushed …
(re-exasperates)
And you elephantile Republicans never, forget!
PETER
(politicks)
Boys, boys: On behalf of citizen Gwen, who could not be present on this occasion, and myself, I want to take this opportunity to thank you both generously for your fine show of continuing bipartisan support …
(softly emphasizes)
Now, Dan: Go get some rest.
DANIEL
(rouses, objects to each)
What?!- You can't retire me like this: I'm three months from tenureship with a majum curriculum vitι in haggard-culture: -I am income-bent for life, you understand!-
(stands with assist)
You can't all do this to me!
HARRY
(steadies seat, Frenchly)
Dan-Dan … Eez oh-right: You get severance, and variance!
PETER
There you go, Dan: You've earned your Fifty-first United-statehood!
(semi-hushes)
Tread peaceably! … When Gwen gets back, we can carry-on without you.
DANIEL
(caps him, exits; taunts)
Hah! I knew it: There's nothing new under the sun, but green, vultures!
HARRY
How about you, Peter?
PETER
Someone had better stay and watch our progress.
HARRY
I'll take the first shift-- if you two want next.
PETER
(caps him, exits)
Thanks: Call us all immediately if you get any asterisks!
HARRY
(shifts to Gwen's seat)
Sure … Watch the asteriskies: tweet, tweet.
(adjusts cap)
FADE TO:
INT. COMMAND CENTER - EQUATORIAL WATERS - (BEFORE NOON)
Harry, "1_0" cap cycling operators [">≥→≈….:|·-χ+±≠√/Χ^"] visor low, siesta-eyes displays: Nav, diagrams open ocean, their ship figured at low-center, a red bar winking slowly top-middle-right; Live-display shows outside 360x90 around the ocean surface passing at 270 mph; far-right Lib-display still has Daniel's documentation perusal; Eng left.
He yawns …
Gwen enters quietly, face cleaned, hair combed-out, wearing stylish warm submariner crew-clothes:
GWEN
How are you doing, Harry?
HARRY
(perks)
Hi … You want your seat back?
GWEN
Sure, if you want a rest;- Pete and Dan are still asleep in the bunks.
HARRY
(admiring)
I'm doing fine … Gwen, you're gorgeous in the morning.
(shifts right to Dan's)
GWEN
Thank you, Harry. It's almost noon.
(sits at hers)
Looks okay …
(quickly punches buttons)
Any troubles?
HARRY
I didn't touch a thing.
GWEN
How'd you stay awake?
HARRY
(honestly)
University classroom training.
GWEN
(placidly)
Anything happen, interesting?
HARRY
No asterisks … Just watched the far islands pass-by.
GWEN
(flipping display views)
Where did you send us?
HARRY
(surprised)
Me!? Send us!? We thought you, set the course for the South Pole!
GWEN
No, I left that to you-guys: This is your, mission,-- remember!
HARRY
We didn't change your settings: It resurfaced by itself,-- and it's clipping at 2-60.
GWEN
(ponders)
It must be an automatic course.
HARRY
Great! We're the guests;- Who's our host?
GWEN
The builders and programmers.
HARRY
But that must have been decades ago: Suppose the destination doesn't exist; Or the ice moved!?
Daniel saunters-in, clean face, sleep-disheveled hair:
DANIEL
(groggily)
Heard you talking: How'd you sleep, Gwen? Great: Obviously better-than.
HARRY
You could get more rest, Dan: Gwen's taking-over.
DANIEL
Later;- What's this about the ice moving?- Are we at the South Pole already?
GWEN
A quarter of the way.
HARRY
Is there a way to change the programmed destination?
GWEN
Haven't found it: Looks like we go: and then, maybe, come back.
DANIEL
(startled)
May-be come back!?
GWEN
It's not at the controls:-- not like an elevator.
DANIEL
(reexits groggily roused)
May-be we'd better tell Peter,- before he wakes up … I mean: By himself.
Peter enters, clean face, hair combed; preventing him:
DANIEL
(spins passed, resumes)
Whoa,-- dι-jΰ prι-vu …!
PETER
(grins)
Good, morning, Dan.…
He saunters over to Gwen and Harry; followed by Daniel; The display red bar is blinking faster;
PETER
Harry,-- how about you get some rest, yourself?!
HARRY
(slowly gets up)
Sure, Peter, but you've got to figure-out what Gwen's computer is doing to our futures.
Harry begins his exit, blearily mock-saluting in passing: Peter smirks; Daniel rockets a counter-salute;
PETER
(at Gwen's display)
Ungh-hungh,-- And what's that red bar blinking at the top, slightly to the right of center?!
Gwen retouches her display …
HARRY
(pauses,- back in)
Oh,- that's been there for an hour, -winking slowly; I thought it might be a course-latitude marker near the equator.
GWEN
(unsettled, keys several)
Wakeup time: You should have called me sooner.
The ENGINES WHINE-UP LIMITLESSLY; Daniel sits right, and seat-belts, and calls-up ship-documentation; Harry returns to stand behind Dan, next to Peter,--
HARRY
Why? --it didn't twinkle, change or move … What is it?
GWEN
It's an over-the-horizon indicator of, something, out there far away.
PETER
How soon will it be within primary range?
GWEN
Looks like a few hundred hesits, present course and speed --several minutes;-- we're just in time.
PETER
What is it? Can we simply avoid it?
GWEN
Very large;-- appears to have no systematic motion: We can skirt it.
She adjusts their ship-course, left,--
The red bar drifts more to the right; but then--
Emanates several spinning-twinkling asterisks--
Gliding-down --some fast, some slow,-- toward their Ship-mark, which becomes a circled asterisk;
HARRY
(slightly dazed)
An island base? An armada? Are they waiting for us?
DANIEL
Should we find out? Maybe we could just pass-by near-enough to look across at it.
GWEN
(keys more)
We have several incoming,- missiles and torpedoes.
PETER
(leans in)
Their over-the-horizon detection is as good as ours: We know what that means …
DANIEL+HARRY
(mutually deliberate)
We know, that they, know, that we, know, that they, know, that we're, here, and they're there.
(handshake)
DANIEL
(completes)
… and we're, trying, to avoid them.
GWEN
Shall we dive? Captain?
DANIEL
(keys, quips)
You can't trick an old teacher with a new dodge.
HARRY
(reviving gradually)
Let's rush them, Gwen:- They're not expecting it; and we have a vantage in our high-speed approach to their missiles … we just have to be more agile. And we can dive at the last instant. -Or, No:- Let's jump, over your lazy puddle's torpedoes!
PETER
Gwen: Can we do that?
GWEN
(examines her controls)
Sure … Like a breaching whale … But it'll bounce on nose-first reentry: Its dive-mechanism will absorb that but it won't have the power to push its way under: It'll jerk severely.
DANIEL
(consulting Lib-diagrams)
Propellers and tractors will free-spin: But they're tach-limited.
PETER
Strap in: We're going for the goal-line leap.
Peter and Harry swap-sit left and far-right, and seat-belt;
GWEN
(intent on her controls)
Maneuver, programmed:-- We're ready for hop-scotch.
And hurriedly latches her seat belt;--
DANIEL
Here they come.
PETER
Can we track all incoming?
GWEN
(touches right panel)
Tracking three-sixty by one-eighty.
Live-view BECOMES FISHEYE 360x180, Live missiles above, diagrammatic torpedoes below, tracking markers on all.
The spinning-twinkling Nav-asterisks converge rapidly …
Their circled-ship-asterisk evades, left-right; They lean:
(00:00 - Mallorca/Loft)
[COMPUTER](VO)
(forewarning)
Gauch!
(SHIP VEERS LEFT)
[COMPUTER](VO)
Dur-droit!
(SHIP VEERS HARD-RIGHT)
[COMPUTER](VO)
Dur-gauch!
(SHIP VEERS HARD-LEFT)
Their submarine adroitly evaded the barrage of missiles …
The torpedo-asterisks following, coming next, more slowly …
HARRY
Now the torpedoes.
The GRINDING-RUMBLING NOISE resumes;
The missile-asterisks swing around behind their ship;
Speed reaches 550 mph as the torpedo-asterisks converge;
The ENGINES SCREAM to highest pitch;--
The ship NOSE LEAPS abruptly upward: seating them deeper;
And whalelike slowly ARCS OVER; letting them buoy-up …
The display momentarily shows flashing-not-twinkling torpedo-asterisks passing in the water beneath;
Then arcking down, they brace against the console forward--
THE SEA HITS,- whipping them forward against their brace;--
Live-view of spray, seawater, as they dip under to 450 mph;
HARRY
(calmly)
Now the big-berthas.
DANIEL
(excites)
Gwen: The missiles are coming-back, behind us!
GWEN
Hang-on to your faith: We're closing-in.
Their ship-asterisk aims tween two battleships; Speechless they await Gwen's controlled near-miss …
Live-view dithers, shallow at 500 mph, washing-up a sheet of water over the bow and top,- thickening to obscuration …
CUT OUT TO:
EXT. TWO-BATTLESHIP ARMADA - REAR - (AS CONTINUOUS)
The cocktailing submarine flushes through in 1 sec. … where
The trailing missiles are just now arriving midair …
HARRY (VO)
(loud over engine-scream)
Beat-it, Gwen: Those missiles are still angry!
Avoiding only the armada, MISSILES COLLIDE IN EXPLOSIONS …
CUT BACK IN TO:
INT. COMMAND CENTER - (AS CONTINUOUS)
… a rainbow blaze behind their Live-view cocktail spray …
DANIEL
(ecstatic loud)
Score, Two hits, One run, No error!
Speed exceeds 600 mph …
GWEN
(loud)
6-hundred meters-per-hesit!
(a beat)
Going trans-sonic …!
(a beat)
Hold-on!
INTERIOR SHAKES TO BLUR as the sound-barrier is breached …
(--:-- -fade-)
BLUR OUT
FADE IN:
INT. COMMAND CENTER - SOUTH POLAR ICE CAP - (LATE NEXT DAY)
Moderate cruise; Gwen seated at her console; Daniel on her right; Peter, Harry, seat-leaning around them; clean faces, hair combed, stylish warm submariner clothes; watching the approaching majestic glacial ice cap:
DANIEL
(responds to unheard)
No thanks: It's more inviting to stay and watch-- inside.
HARRY
(a beat)
Any idea yet where the entrance is?
GWEN
Not yet, It's still on autopilot.
PETER
(switches subject)
I'm glad this machine held together … I thought we were goners when we got close to the battleship: They should have fired on us with their Aegis,-- not that it'd have done us any good, but make trouble.
DANIEL
(interrupts: confides)
Aegis is very good against direct, flying, missiles: Gwen's dithering kept them guessing late.
HARRY
Gwen's water-shield helped a whole lot too: Radar is useless in water: Wave-backscatter and our spray must have out-challenged their Aegis hunt-and-fire-control programs.
DANIEL
(adds)
Anyway, besides, This thing's got a depleted-uranium hardened sub-shell inside an aramid sleeve:-- Aegis, might, send dents.
PETER
(pauses)
Maybe they never expected us to get close.
GWEN
Why didn't they fire another round of missiles at us after we passed?
A low GAP APPEARS in the glacier ice wall before them;
PETER
(admits)
Maybe they didn't need to sink us.
(corrects)
Maybe they're following us by satellite radar.
HARRY
Then we'd better be quick about landing, and turning around and getting out of here again promptly.
PETER
(muses a beat)
I think this submarine was designed for automated research, with people and ferry capacity.
DANIEL
Considering the way it shallow-dives and jumps on the surface, they should call it, a transmarine.
HARRY
They should have hired you to help with their nomenclature.
DANIEL
No big deal:- I'd have consulted by e-mail for reduced fee … Speaking of which: When do I get paid?
HARRY
Out here we pay in fiche-- virtual fiche: You want a virtual fiche!?
They approach the ice-port's tunnel … and slow … in through the passage dimly lit by their conning floodlights …
DANIEL
I could go a sandwich: My picnic-basket ran-out early this morning.
PETER
Gwen: Was there any food in the Captain's refrigerator?
GWEN
No, but there was a pantry of canned and freeze-dried foods,-- partially filled.
DANIEL
(unnecessarily loud)
Par-ty!
HARRY
You really think it's worth eating? It's been there for years; decades.
DANIEL
(gets up)
Canned foods last centuries … Freeze-dried maybe longer.
(exits to corridor)
PETER
Gwen, Did you inspect any of the storage foods?
GWEN
I opened one freeze-dry package: It smelled good after I added water, and reheated it … but I didn't eat.
Harry up, follows after Daniel;
DANIEL
(calls back)
Last chance for a party, guys!
HARRY
(exits loud)
Polar celebrities:-- We invite the penguins …
DANIEL (OS)
(loud in the corridor)
And the kissing-seals:-- Can't have a party without kissing-seals.
PETER
Interested, Gwen?
GWEN
I'll watch the docking procedures.
PETER
(calls after)
Bring us something, Dan!
(returns to her)

[Act 2]



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